Cartoons

I can't guarantee any will be particularly amusing, or particularly anatomically correct, but eh, go figure. These are what happen when I confined to bed with flu and high on Sudafed. (Hm, looking at the rubbish in here, I think I should rename this section "Junk". )

     "USB" - "Chief Engineer" Onyx may be, rich in common sense he is not. To quote a friend: "Worst part is if the gadget actually turns on."
     ...I hasten to add, it didn't.
     (Inspired by my buying a "USB-powered vacuum cleaner" for my PC, and subsequent lewd discussion of the potential for finding a USB-port on Ivy, and ultimately what she could power by it (Who needs batteries, after all?). If anyone was wondering, no, she doesn't. And no she can't. Whatever you were thinking of, no. )

     Gullible - Magpie (the hologram Dauntless' uses to "personify" her sentience) is forever on a quest of "self-improvement". Her "brain" consists of massive paired supercomputers, and her intelligence is phenomenal, but she is also very, very lacking in social smarts. She has no frame of reference for a lot of social things people take for granted - for instance, she finds it difficult to know what looks "pleasing" to her crew, and always worries she is not at least aesthetically acceptable...
     Thus, Magpie is also the sort of sweet, trusting individual who will believe and act on a large proportion of social advice given to her, especially if said with a straight face. "Oh yes, it's perfectly normal to walk around completely nude! As no-one can please everyone with their choice of clothing, most people just go without it!" "Oh yeah, it's perfectly normal for women have perky, upthrust breasts the size of their heads! In fact, that's fairly AVERAGE where I come from! You should make sure yours are AT LEAST that big, or you'll look out of place!" "Oh, nobody likes that silly sexless look. I mean, who even knows you're a girl, right now? If you want to optimise your aesthetics, you should go for something prominent. Of course, if you want to fit RIGHT in you should just go all-out and grow a hard-on. Everyone loves a herm!"

     "Conform, conform!" Yifftastic Vulline and sneaky DuSkai makin' hot, hot tentacle-based lovin's, and Kiravai wonders where those feathery wings came from...
     Just a little cynicism from me. As everyone seems to "know best" when it comes to what I should and shouldnt do with my characters and creatures. ("OMG you should totally draw yiffy vixens and tentacle porn, OMG you should totally give all your bird characters wings, OMG you should totally do this that and the other so we have some fresh wank material!")
     OMG, how about, no? You want yiffy vixens and tentacle porn, you go find them somewhere else. *grumblerumble*

     It's all just about knowing your own limitations... - after a friend compared this to something Iios did, I considered that maybe a stupid comic was in the making... and thus it was born! I wonder why it is that Iios seems to be such a wonderful outlet for my stupidity? He does seem to get picked on a lot. But then maybe he's just being noble, because SOMEone has to suffer the indignity of my "homg, stupids! I must draw it!"
     Incidentally, I'm not sure what Magpie is wearing. It's probably some sort of spangly bodysuit, as I'm sure she'll have "seen" someone wearing one to do things like this, but as ever the line showing where THE SUIT ends and SHE begins is probably fairly absent. It's such a good job there's nothing between her legs in the first place.